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Patsy
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Asexual

Cis (she/her)

  • barbieist:

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    MICHAEL CERA as ALLAN
    BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

    yellenabelova:

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    Percy Jackson, we’ve been expecting you.

    First look at Percy Jackson releasing December 20 on Disney+

    evilnicegirl:

    dissemblist:

    rabidchild:

    finishercar:

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    PLEASE for the love of god read this

    The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.

    The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…

    this is like a clockwork orange but a girl

    lolabunnyy:

    I think it’s so funny when someone says “this is probably tmi” bitch, I do not care. You can tell me the most unhinged shit unapologetically. I live for it, let’s go.

    arcaniumagi2:

    derinthescarletpescatarian:

    wemblingfool:

    fantastic-nonsense:

    fantastic-nonsense:

    Tatiana Maslany was literally insane for playing like 12 different people with the same face and then interacting with multiple versions of herself for five whole seasons

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    she really Did That™ and we are all incredibly grateful

    No! No, but here’s the important thing! She did it so flawlessly, that you would actually forget these characters are the same actress.

    I found myself feeling bad for the actor who plays Alison’s husband, because “he never gets to work with Maslany,” because in my head I kept equating her with Sarah, when literally he only worked with Maslany!

    The special effects were so seemless, and her performances were so flawless that we have never seen this gimmick done this effectively, this naturally. And I don’t think we ever will again.

    She deserved that emmy.

    It’s impossible to describe how phenomenally good a job Maslany did with these characters. Like, it wasn’t just that she played every one of these characters so genuinely and distinctly that you forgot they were the same actress. It was also that the characters, being clones, would deceive people by playing each other.

    Alison would be on the screen, and you’d be like, “that’s Alison”. Then Sarah would be on the screen, and you’d be like, “that’s Sarah”. Then someone who looked exactly like Sarah would be on the screen, and you’d be like, “Oh, Alison is pretending to be Sarah.” And some of the clones were better at pretending to be each other than other clones were. And you could always tell who you were looking at and who they were trying to imitate.

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    mythicalwashrag:

    leftistcrap:

    espanolbot2:

    A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when, just two years after getting it, she was forced to have it removed due to the company that made it going bankrupt.

    Specifically, because she couldn’t afford to buy the implant from the company. They basically took her implant back to recoup their losses. This is what happens when you privatize healthcare and health research. The group providing her with this implant should not have been able to go bankrupt in the first place, let alone repossess her implant to pay off their debts.

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    kf-tea:

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    Bitch daughter/Bastard son

    theunvanquishedzims:

    beemovieerotica:

    pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them

    #here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he’s still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

    lilliejareau:

    *the bullpen is completely silent*

    JJ, under her breath: I wanna dance with sombody

    Derek: Oh, God-

    Emily, at the top of her lungs: I WANNA FEEL THE heat WITH SOMEBODY!